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<i><b>Subtitle Rip; TheHeLL</b></i>

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You have no phobias.

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You have no other alarming symptoms.

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You are not battling against
any serious problem.

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Is that right?

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Correct.

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Are you happy?

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- Yes.
- Fulfilled, satisfied?

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Definitely.

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Pleased with your life and yourself.

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Then...

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What are you doing here?

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You know, I'm a psychoanalyst.

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I'd like to know what your problem is.

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Excess.

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Excess is my problem.

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Excess of what?

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We've been together for so long,
Karol.

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I'm so happy with you.

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Karol...

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Me too.

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Karol, wait.

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It's time.

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Will you marry me?

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Right now.
I can only be happy with you.

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Will you marry me, Karol?

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Karol, not working today?

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- What's the time?
- 9:20.

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My cell didn't ring.

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Maybe the battery is flat again.
Who do you call so often?

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Certainly not me, honey.

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- A tie.
- Okay.

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Mira...

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Mira, it's me.

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Are they pissed off?

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Waiting so long they surely are.

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- My cell went flat.
- Who do you call so often?

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- What time will you be here?
- It depends on where I am.

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- Where are you?
- In my car.

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- Where is your car?
- I don't know. In a traffic jam.

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Don't ask me where the traffic jam is
or you can...

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...ask my ass.

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You can ask my ass!

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- Morning.
- Morning. Here you are.

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I don't have a...

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When a man hurries,
the taxman is happy.

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I'll have to write down
your words of wisdom.

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- And that...
- I know what.

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I'll do it myself. Thank you.

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At last! 25 department managers...

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of the biggest Polish bank
are waiting for you.

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What's the topic?

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- Aren't you prepared?
- I always am. What's the topic?

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- Disguising your assertiveness.
- I don't need a presentation.

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Disguising your assertiveness. Where?

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Upstairs.

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- Your notes.
- Leave them.

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Why are they applauding?

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Shame on you.

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Not too good.

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Very bad.

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You've been duped.

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You've been duped like children.

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In negotiations you must
keep your cool.

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Calmness.

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Composure.

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Hiding...

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...your emotions.

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Your reaction to my being late proves
you have no faintest idea about it.

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Therefore we'll have to work on that.

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This is the topic of today's training.

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But you were one hour late.

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Wrong! I wasn't late.

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I only showed you one of the oldest
negotiation techniques.

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Unnerving your opponent
before starting the talks.

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And all of you have been taken in.

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Read once again
what today's topic is.

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And memorize it.

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Disguising your assertiveness
in negotiation techniques.

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Round the neck, yes?

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- Up, up. Not so much!
- I'm sorry.

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Once again. Come on.

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- I can't.
- Karol...

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Are you hungry? I have beef.

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Better not,
your husband might be early.

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My husband is always late.
Unshackle me.

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- Where are the keys?
- Where you put them.

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- I don't remember.
- Just find them.

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My glasses.

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- Unshackle me.
- Okay, wait.

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Here.

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I'm sorry.

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After dinner you'll strangle me again.

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Karol, do you love me?

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Would I be here if I didn't?

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Then why do you spend so little time
with me?

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Little?

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2 weeks ago: 5 hours, 43 minutes.

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Last week: 5 hours, 24 minutes.
This week even less than 4 hours.

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And it's Thursday.
It's a downward trend.

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But we use our time most efficiently.

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We spend all the time in bed.

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- You never take me anywhere.
- I do what I can.

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You're so hard to please.

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You're back at last!

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How can you work so long, poor thing?

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It's been a hard day. I'm exhausted.

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You would look at me
when I brushed my teeth.

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- Karol!
- What?

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Who are you talking to?

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To myself.

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Thanks, man.

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I'm sorry. Can we not do it today?

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I'm really tired.

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- Karol.
- Move to your side.

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- What's up?
- Please, go.

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- Don't you love me?
- I do. Just not today.

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Not today, not today.

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- Move to your side.
- So do you love me or not?

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I do.

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So prove it.

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Now!

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Wait. Your lipstick.

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- Karol!
- What?

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Karol, you taste mint.

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Wait, because...

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Good morning.

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Here.

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Take it easy.

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Anything for a quiet life.

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You're right, as usual.

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One missy is waiting for you.

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If you wish, I can let you in
through the back door, as usual.

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- It won't be necessary, thank you.
- Are you sure?

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Women will bring you to ruin.

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- Paulinka, what are you doing here?
- Karol.

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At last! I've been pining for you.
Such a long time.

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- We saw each other two days ago.
- Really?

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- Yes.
- You see?

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I thought it was a couple of months.
I can't live without you.

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- Especially now.
- Why now?

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I'm pregnant.

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- You're what?
- Pregnant.

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It's great, isn't it?

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Excellent. Who with?

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Stupid question. With you, tiger.

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- But you took those pills, tablets.
- I did.

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Sometimes I forgot.

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I bought a new lip gloss.
With a light.

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What?

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It doesn't matter.

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I have a small bean here.

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Teeny-tiny.

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Our baby. You're happy, aren't you?

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- A bean?
- Yes.

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- I must go to work.
- Why?

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I'll call you and you'll tell me
about that been.

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- Will you call me?
- I will.

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Karol.

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- Are you still going to marry Marysia
in 3 months. - Why?

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I don't know if I should make plans
or what.

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Nothing has changed. Is that clear?

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Yes. Of course. Thank you.

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What a surprise. Karol is not late.

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No, we just start later.

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Still, I'm pleased.

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I'm also pleased we have
more and more satisfied clients.

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For some mysterious reasons a demand
for our training courses is surging.

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They want to know all dirty tricks.

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Excuse me?

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You're right but we're here to train
senior management,

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not improve the world.

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Yes.

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You should be all ears as Karol's
results compared with yours

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are like The French Revolution
compared with our toilet queue.

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- But nobody queues there.
- That's right, Mr Dolny.

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A cappuccino... you asked for.

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Thank you... Asia.

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Ania.

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Thank you, Ania. I had no time

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to drink coffee. Sorry.

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Can we also count on special treats?

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Sure, I'll get thermoses with tea
and coffee.

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Sure.

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I don't care how you do it
as long as you make me rich.

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Did you take a pregnancy test?

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Is it positive?

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And positive means that you are.

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Did you read the instructions?

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Perhaps you peed in a wrong way
or it's for some other disease.

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I know pregnancy is not a disease.

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You just have those test lines.

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I do love you and I'm happy.

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I'm just a little... surprised.

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I must finish, I can't talk now.
I'll call you later.

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Man, do you want to pay
for the fire brigade?

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I sealed the smoke detector.

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Nice. Thanks. Now I can have
a lung cancer

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caused by passive smoking
and burn to death in a men's toilet.

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Karol.

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Are we buddies?

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- Yeah.
- Tell me how you do it.

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- But what?
- All these hotties run after you.

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- You're no prince charming.
- No?

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Perhaps you can help me too.

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I've been trying to pick up
this coffee girl for some time now.

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Yeah.

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Shall I help you? Okay.

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Try it with each other.
You might discover new horizons.

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Actually, I do nothing special.

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I always agree with them.

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I look after them.

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I laugh when they tell jokes.

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I compliment them.

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Sincerely?

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Yes.

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Why should I be insincere?
I really like women.

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You like them because you like
having sex with them?

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Is there another reason?

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No...

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I just like them.

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Sex is good but I like everything.

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They are... pleasant...

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...to the touch.

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They smell nice.

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I love talking to them.
Talking to men always bores me.

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I'm sorry.

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No offence.

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I can talk all night long.

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To a woman.

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It's not boring at all.

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Do you know a girl
you haven't slept with?

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No.

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No.

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They somehow force me into it.

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They force you.

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But you resist.

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Excuse me?

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Have you ever refused?

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Just said "no".

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That's the point.

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It's my biggest problem.

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No, I can't refuse a woman.

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I have never refused a woman.
I can't even imagine that.

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It would be hard to say.

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Excuse me, I haven't turned it off.

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Hello?

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Hi, Wanda.

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In thirty minutes?

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But I can't.

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Absolutely, I can't.

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But...

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Try to understand me.

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No.

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Okay, I'll be there.

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Right now?

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Two weeks in December and January.

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Christmas party, New Year's Eve,
all inclusive.

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Plus you get paid as a speaker.

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- In Bali?
- Yes.

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Something wrong?

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Honey.

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The tropics.

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Just the ocean, you and me.

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- And all your firm.
- Just 50 people.

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But they won't bother us.

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- Karol.
- What?

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I persuaded my boss they all needed
negotiation skills training.

269
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,069
He agreed.

270
00:19:49,880 --> 00:19:51,029
Wanda, no.

271
00:19:51,200 --> 00:19:54,397
It's Christmas.
How can I explain it?

272
00:19:54,560 --> 00:19:56,039
To whom?

273
00:19:56,200 --> 00:19:58,111
- My family.
- Come on.

274
00:19:58,800 --> 00:20:00,756
Honey, aren't you happy?

275
00:20:01,440 --> 00:20:02,919
I am happy.

276
00:20:03,360 --> 00:20:04,793
I'm very...

277
00:20:07,240 --> 00:20:08,389
...happy.

278
00:20:18,120 --> 00:20:19,792
Open the boot!

279
00:20:22,160 --> 00:20:25,470
How could you come 90 minutes late?

280
00:20:25,640 --> 00:20:27,073
Just today.

281
00:20:27,240 --> 00:20:29,708
Not 90 but 80 minutes, honey.

282
00:20:29,880 --> 00:20:32,075
We won't get there in 4 hours.

283
00:20:32,240 --> 00:20:36,597
But we will in 5. And your parents'
celebration is only tomorrow.

284
00:20:36,760 --> 00:20:40,594
- I hate driving after dark.
- The car has lights, honey.

285
00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:44,276
- I locked it.
- My bag!

286
00:20:45,920 --> 00:20:48,309
The roads are illuminated.

287
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:50,516
- I can drive.
- No way.

288
00:20:50,680 --> 00:20:53,717
- Why not?
- You must be punished. Get in!

289
00:21:00,600 --> 00:21:03,831
Can you drive a bit faster?

290
00:21:07,600 --> 00:21:10,239
50 km/h is too slow.

291
00:21:15,080 --> 00:21:17,594
It's bad for the engine!

292
00:21:18,400 --> 00:21:20,391
For sure... it's bad.

293
00:21:24,600 --> 00:21:27,194
Why are your parents remarrying?

294
00:21:28,440 --> 00:21:30,271
They aren't divorced.

295
00:21:32,600 --> 00:21:33,669
What?

296
00:21:34,520 --> 00:21:36,556
Are they? They aren't.

297
00:21:38,080 --> 00:21:39,149
Right?

298
00:21:46,440 --> 00:21:47,839
From work.

299
00:21:48,840 --> 00:21:52,389
But the weekend has begun
and I don't work at weekends.

300
00:21:53,320 --> 00:21:54,912
I won't answer it.

301
00:21:56,040 --> 00:21:59,350
40km/h, I'm begging you.

302
00:22:01,840 --> 00:22:03,796
So I was late.

303
00:22:04,000 --> 00:22:06,070
Do you know what time it is?

304
00:22:06,240 --> 00:22:09,789
- This is the news.
- Ajogger would be faster.

305
00:22:13,640 --> 00:22:15,278
My woman beats me.

306
00:22:15,440 --> 00:22:18,557
It's not science-fiction but true.

307
00:22:18,760 --> 00:22:22,878
The police say one Polish woman
in five beats her partner.

308
00:22:24,400 --> 00:22:25,992
Let's switch.

309
00:22:26,800 --> 00:22:31,316
The most frequent reason? Refusing
sex during major sporting events.

310
00:22:32,840 --> 00:22:34,512
I'm really sorry.

311
00:22:35,840 --> 00:22:38,115
I was late. I'm sorry.

312
00:22:39,880 --> 00:22:41,279
Don't be mad.

313
00:22:42,400 --> 00:22:44,595
- Honey.
- Do not touch me!

314
00:22:44,880 --> 00:22:46,518
You're always late.

315
00:22:46,680 --> 00:22:48,636
Don't treat me like that!

316
00:22:50,320 --> 00:22:53,517
You have time for me,
you have no time for sex.

317
00:22:53,680 --> 00:22:55,591
You just don't want to.

318
00:22:55,760 --> 00:22:59,594
I always want to,
even after a hard day's work.

319
00:23:00,120 --> 00:23:04,671
I drive too slow, my tea is too sweet,
my pasta too hard and wine too red.

320
00:23:04,840 --> 00:23:07,718
- And those telephones.
- From work.

321
00:23:07,880 --> 00:23:10,997
It's crazy. I know it's from work.
Answer it.

322
00:23:11,160 --> 00:23:14,152
It must be important.
More important than me.

323
00:23:14,320 --> 00:23:17,517
We're getting married in 3 months
but who cares?

324
00:23:17,680 --> 00:23:18,829
You don't.

325
00:23:19,040 --> 00:23:22,919
- Why are you with me? Do you love me?
- I do but watch out.

326
00:23:23,080 --> 00:23:27,995
My parents are remarrying
after 30 years. Do you know why?

327
00:23:28,160 --> 00:23:30,116
They love each other.

328
00:23:30,280 --> 00:23:32,555
I understand. A car, watch out!

329
00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:35,996
So what? You're ruining my life.
I want to die!

330
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:37,878
But I want to live!

331
00:23:38,080 --> 00:23:40,071
Leave it!

332
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:43,235
Can you see what you've done?

333
00:23:43,760 --> 00:23:46,035
- Pull over.
- Don't order me.

334
00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:49,829
- Doing 40 and the police stop us.
- You are to blame.

335
00:23:56,120 --> 00:23:57,473
Beautiful.

336
00:23:58,560 --> 00:24:00,676
Can you give me my purse?

337
00:24:03,160 --> 00:24:06,118
- It's at the back.
- How should I know?

338
00:24:06,280 --> 00:24:08,714
- Stop it.
- How should I know?

339
00:24:08,920 --> 00:24:10,797
Do you need backup?

340
00:24:11,800 --> 00:24:15,588
Good evening. Your licence
and registration, please.

341
00:24:16,720 --> 00:24:18,790
Have you been drinking?

342
00:24:19,000 --> 00:24:20,433
No, I haven't.

343
00:24:21,800 --> 00:24:24,155
- Why are you crying?
- I'm not.

344
00:24:24,320 --> 00:24:26,754
- It's here.
- I know.

345
00:24:28,800 --> 00:24:30,438
It's his fault.

346
00:24:30,600 --> 00:24:33,717
- Good evening.
- What has he done?

347
00:24:33,880 --> 00:24:35,996
He no longer loves me.

348
00:24:36,760 --> 00:24:40,435
- May I see your licence too?
- But I love her. Really.

349
00:24:40,600 --> 00:24:42,318
Why licence?

350
00:24:42,480 --> 00:24:46,393
You nearly caused an accident,
so offer no resistance

351
00:24:46,560 --> 00:24:48,630
but give me your licence.

352
00:24:49,360 --> 00:24:50,679
Okay.

353
00:24:52,520 --> 00:24:54,875
Dear husband and wife.

354
00:24:55,720 --> 00:24:57,836
30 years ago...

355
00:24:58,280 --> 00:25:02,034
in the presence of God
you joined in holy matrimony.

356
00:25:02,200 --> 00:25:06,079
You vowed to love each other
and to be faithful

357
00:25:06,240 --> 00:25:08,993
till death do you part.

358
00:25:09,920 --> 00:25:12,832
30 years with one wife. No way.

359
00:25:36,400 --> 00:25:41,269
I'm so happy. In 3 months we shall be
giving you our best wishes.

360
00:25:42,040 --> 00:25:45,032
- Congratulations.
- I'm so happy, darling.

361
00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:47,550
- I'm not.
- What?

362
00:26:00,920 --> 00:26:05,436
- Come and help me make coffee.
- Of course.

363
00:26:05,600 --> 00:26:07,477
With pleasure.

364
00:26:09,520 --> 00:26:12,080
- Have you tried dark beer?
- Sure.

365
00:26:12,600 --> 00:26:15,160
- And lager too. Homemade?
- Sure.

366
00:26:15,320 --> 00:26:17,788
Both dark and lager. Homemade.

367
00:26:18,520 --> 00:26:21,193
Our own barley, hops and water.

368
00:26:21,360 --> 00:26:25,035
Try it and you'll never touch
factory-made beer again.

369
00:26:25,280 --> 00:26:26,713
Cheers.

370
00:26:33,360 --> 00:26:35,476
Exquisite, really.

371
00:26:36,600 --> 00:26:38,477
So you fell out.

372
00:26:41,520 --> 00:26:43,272
Not really but...

373
00:26:44,000 --> 00:26:46,719
She sometimes has these mood swings.

374
00:26:47,080 --> 00:26:48,798
Tell me about it.

375
00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,672
Girls will be girls.

376
00:26:50,840 --> 00:26:53,991
Being 30 years with her mother
I learned a lot.

377
00:26:54,160 --> 00:26:55,229
A lot!

378
00:26:55,680 --> 00:26:58,638
It's a long time. I admire you.

379
00:27:03,920 --> 00:27:07,595
To drink beer you don't have to buy
the whole brewery.

380
00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:14,596
In case of beer and women it's a lie.
I know something about it.

381
00:27:14,920 --> 00:27:16,273
Mum.

382
00:27:16,440 --> 00:27:20,718
I don't know what's going on
but something is going on.

383
00:27:21,480 --> 00:27:25,837
He has no time for me, doesn't show
interest in me. He has changed.

384
00:27:26,480 --> 00:27:28,755
It's not like it used to be.

385
00:27:28,920 --> 00:27:33,152
Girls always want it be like the day
they fall in love.

386
00:27:33,320 --> 00:27:35,675
It's not like that. Love evolves,

387
00:27:35,840 --> 00:27:37,319
changes, ripens.

388
00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:41,470
Once I couldn't drive him away.
Now he drives me away.

389
00:27:41,640 --> 00:27:43,073
It has evolved.

390
00:27:43,240 --> 00:27:46,789
Do you want to know the secret
of a happy relationship?

391
00:27:48,000 --> 00:27:49,149
Sex.

392
00:27:49,320 --> 00:27:50,469
Every day.

393
00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,479
No matter what.

394
00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:56,428
Your house is burning,
you're sick, tired or in agony.

395
00:27:57,080 --> 00:27:59,150
Sex... is the answer.

396
00:27:59,440 --> 00:28:01,795
- Sex isn't vital.
- So what is?

397
00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,514
You must keep him on a short leash.

398
00:28:04,920 --> 00:28:06,831
They like it.

399
00:28:08,440 --> 00:28:09,998
And you...

400
00:28:10,160 --> 00:28:11,229
Sorry.

401
00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:12,469
You...

402
00:28:12,640 --> 00:28:14,517
...and your wife...

403
00:28:14,680 --> 00:28:16,989
...every day?
- For 30 years.

404
00:28:17,280 --> 00:28:19,635
10,950 days.

405
00:28:19,800 --> 00:28:21,233
Oh, man.

406
00:28:21,400 --> 00:28:22,799
Life is hard.

407
00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,877
What shall I say?

408
00:28:25,440 --> 00:28:27,749
Like hands of a washerwoman.

409
00:28:27,920 --> 00:28:30,275
Do you know whose advice it was?

410
00:28:30,520 --> 00:28:32,272
Our parish priest's.

411
00:28:32,440 --> 00:28:35,034
30 years ago he married us.

412
00:28:35,200 --> 00:28:38,636
- How did he know?
- His great grandpa had told him.

413
00:28:39,120 --> 00:28:42,032
He lived 70 years
with his great grandma.

414
00:28:42,200 --> 00:28:44,839
25,550 days.

415
00:28:45,120 --> 00:28:46,917
They did it every day.

416
00:28:47,120 --> 00:28:49,076
- Mortal combat.
- Oh my.

417
00:28:50,800 --> 00:28:54,588
The priest said that a Mass
for his soul was in red.

418
00:28:54,800 --> 00:28:57,109
He was treated like a martyr.

419
00:28:58,720 --> 00:29:00,392
Not so bad.

420
00:29:05,200 --> 00:29:07,111
And maybe...

421
00:29:08,000 --> 00:29:10,230
And maybe he's got someone?

422
00:29:10,920 --> 00:29:14,037
You must be joking, mummy.

423
00:29:14,200 --> 00:29:16,794
Impossible. I would sense that.

424
00:29:30,200 --> 00:29:34,910
Is it something big in your pocket...
or you're just pleased to see me?

425
00:29:36,280 --> 00:29:37,554
No.

426
00:29:38,200 --> 00:29:39,792
I want to pee.

427
00:30:02,560 --> 00:30:04,790
- Flying.
- What's flying?

428
00:30:05,000 --> 00:30:08,197
- A helicopter.
- You've drunk too much.

429
00:30:10,320 --> 00:30:12,038
Your dad told me to.

430
00:30:12,200 --> 00:30:15,670
You should have drunk a glass
not a bucket.

431
00:30:15,840 --> 00:30:18,035
Marysia...

432
00:30:18,200 --> 00:30:21,636
I really love you, you know?

433
00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:23,631
You know I love you.

434
00:30:28,480 --> 00:30:30,914
But only when you're drunk.

435
00:30:43,280 --> 00:30:44,679
My phone.

436
00:30:49,840 --> 00:30:52,832
Going through someone's phone
is not like me.

437
00:31:11,000 --> 00:31:15,915
It's great you're driving so carefully
as I don't feel too good.

438
00:31:59,200 --> 00:32:02,636
I have this unbearable feeling.

439
00:32:02,800 --> 00:32:04,791
It really bothers me that

440
00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:08,993
there are so many fine women
in the world I will never meet.

441
00:32:09,520 --> 00:32:13,991
So many beautiful women who will just
pass me by.

442
00:32:14,160 --> 00:32:18,756
And I will never kiss them, you know.

443
00:32:19,560 --> 00:32:21,471
I won't sleep with them.

444
00:32:21,680 --> 00:32:24,672
A half of the world's population
are women.

445
00:32:24,840 --> 00:32:27,035
You can't sleep with them all.

446
00:32:27,200 --> 00:32:29,475
But at least I can try.

447
00:32:30,640 --> 00:32:35,555
The idea of spending my whole life
with one woman scares me to death.

448
00:32:36,680 --> 00:32:38,272
Whose idea was it?

449
00:32:38,440 --> 00:32:39,998
Undying love.

450
00:32:40,400 --> 00:32:43,073
Loving only one woman makes no sense.

451
00:32:43,240 --> 00:32:46,596
- Have you ever loved a woman?
- I love them all.

452
00:32:46,760 --> 00:32:48,990
Do you think it's all right?

453
00:32:50,120 --> 00:32:51,519
Yes.

454
00:32:53,720 --> 00:32:55,631
So why do you come here?

455
00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:02,755
Exactly! Why?

456
00:33:16,200 --> 00:33:18,919
- You're here at last.
- What?

457
00:33:19,720 --> 00:33:21,119
What is it?

458
00:33:21,280 --> 00:33:23,430
23 minutes, 30 seconds late.

459
00:33:23,600 --> 00:33:27,354
- I can't make up my mind.
- A strange place for a meeting.

460
00:33:27,520 --> 00:33:31,149
- We've never met in a shop.
- There was no good reason.

461
00:33:31,320 --> 00:33:34,073
- And now there is?
- The wedding.

462
00:33:46,160 --> 00:33:50,039
- The wedding?
- You must help me to choose a dress.

463
00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:53,678
I don't remember.

464
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:57,150
Have I mentioned our wedding, really?

465
00:33:57,640 --> 00:34:00,438
Not our wedding, not yet. My friend's.

466
00:34:01,520 --> 00:34:05,911
But it's nice you suggested that.
I'm glad you finally coughed it out.

467
00:34:07,600 --> 00:34:08,919
Oh, Karol.

468
00:34:09,120 --> 00:34:12,192
It's so nice you mentioned
the wedding.

469
00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:15,150
I didn't mention the wedding.

470
00:34:17,280 --> 00:34:19,475
I didn't mention the wedding.

471
00:34:22,400 --> 00:34:25,233
Don't strangle me today. Be gentle.

472
00:34:26,840 --> 00:34:28,796
Sorry. Just as you wish.

473
00:34:34,240 --> 00:34:36,993
Have you got your trip confirmation?

474
00:34:37,160 --> 00:34:39,071
What trip?

475
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:42,393
To Bali.

476
00:34:47,920 --> 00:34:49,876
Have you seen the doctor?

477
00:34:50,080 --> 00:34:52,310
In your condition you should.

478
00:34:52,480 --> 00:34:54,755
To confirm it or exclude it.

479
00:34:54,880 --> 00:34:56,791
Can you stop talking?

480
00:35:01,160 --> 00:35:02,309
Karol.

481
00:35:02,480 --> 00:35:05,438
I thought you'd never apologize to me.

482
00:35:06,320 --> 00:35:08,709
I apologize to you every day.

483
00:35:08,880 --> 00:35:11,314
- Do you love me?
- All the time.

484
00:35:12,000 --> 00:35:15,276
All the time, all the time...

485
00:35:20,880 --> 00:35:24,429
I'm thinking about our wedding now.

486
00:35:24,600 --> 00:35:27,717
What would you say if we switched
colours?

487
00:35:27,880 --> 00:35:31,316
I'll be in a black dress and you
in a white suit.

488
00:35:31,480 --> 00:35:33,277
What do you think?

489
00:35:33,680 --> 00:35:35,079
Karol.

490
00:35:36,240 --> 00:35:37,434
Yes?

491
00:35:39,160 --> 00:35:40,639
Or maybe not.

492
00:35:41,160 --> 00:35:44,914
I'll be wearing a suit
and you'll be wearing a dress.

493
00:35:46,800 --> 00:35:47,869
Okay.

494
00:35:48,080 --> 00:35:49,354
Mr Górski...

495
00:35:50,480 --> 00:35:53,358
Let's do our coaching training again.

496
00:35:56,680 --> 00:35:58,716
Honey, don't.

497
00:35:58,880 --> 00:36:01,917
- Don't fall sleep.
- I have to sleep.

498
00:36:02,480 --> 00:36:06,234
I'm begging you. I have to sleep.

499
00:36:06,400 --> 00:36:07,833
Oh, Karol.

500
00:36:12,520 --> 00:36:15,751
- Have you put on weight or what?
- Hang on.

501
00:36:16,360 --> 00:36:18,590
I'll hold it and you pull it.

502
00:36:18,760 --> 00:36:20,159
Take a breath.

503
00:36:21,320 --> 00:36:22,514
Hold it.

504
00:36:22,680 --> 00:36:24,113
Hold it.

505
00:36:25,400 --> 00:36:27,356
A bit more. Breathe out.

506
00:36:27,520 --> 00:36:29,078
You'll suffocate.

507
00:36:29,600 --> 00:36:32,433
- I bought this size on purpose.
- Why?

508
00:36:32,680 --> 00:36:34,318
To let it overflow.

509
00:36:34,680 --> 00:36:37,797
- Small dresses are sexy.
- But uncomfortable.

510
00:36:38,000 --> 00:36:41,117
Comforts will come later.
Now I have to fight.

511
00:36:43,040 --> 00:36:44,553
Excellent.

512
00:36:44,920 --> 00:36:48,515
Is your fantastic, fabulous, perfect
guy coming too?

513
00:36:48,680 --> 00:36:50,796
Yes, you'll see him at last.

514
00:36:51,680 --> 00:36:55,639
You've told me about him so often.
I feel as if I knew him.

515
00:36:55,800 --> 00:36:57,677
Karol is... perfect.

516
00:36:57,840 --> 00:37:00,434
Impossible. Not with such a name.

517
00:37:00,600 --> 00:37:02,670
What's wrong with his name?

518
00:37:02,920 --> 00:37:04,990
I used to date one Karol.

519
00:37:05,160 --> 00:37:07,993
Good-looking, intelligent,
great in bed.

520
00:37:09,560 --> 00:37:14,076
But if I met him now I'd bite through
his artery and drink his blood.

521
00:37:14,240 --> 00:37:16,071
What happened?

522
00:37:16,240 --> 00:37:20,028
I was one of the six girls
he slept with at the same time.

523
00:37:20,400 --> 00:37:22,914
A catholic with his own harem.

524
00:37:23,800 --> 00:37:25,597
He says you're the one

525
00:37:25,760 --> 00:37:29,389
after storming the beds
of five dirty bitches before.

526
00:37:30,720 --> 00:37:32,358
You work too much.

527
00:37:32,520 --> 00:37:35,637
- They even bother you at weekends.
- Exactly.

528
00:37:35,800 --> 00:37:39,634
I told her I didn't want to
but she forced me.

529
00:37:39,800 --> 00:37:41,836
- They forced me.
- Who?

530
00:37:43,600 --> 00:37:45,591
Mira, the coordinator.

531
00:37:45,880 --> 00:37:47,791
That lesbian again?

532
00:37:48,000 --> 00:37:50,514
Can't you have your weekends off?

533
00:37:50,680 --> 00:37:52,557
Unfortunately, I can't.

534
00:37:53,440 --> 00:37:56,477
Weekend trainings are best paid.

535
00:37:56,760 --> 00:37:59,069
Why are you wearing this suit?

536
00:37:59,240 --> 00:38:01,356
Who are you going to train?

537
00:38:02,440 --> 00:38:04,158
You'd be surprised.

538
00:38:05,480 --> 00:38:07,311
I'm going to train...

539
00:38:07,480 --> 00:38:09,232
...senior clergymen

540
00:38:10,280 --> 00:38:12,919
- Poor thing.
- They also need help.

541
00:38:13,120 --> 00:38:16,078
I'll be thinking... how to make it up
to you.

542
00:38:16,240 --> 00:38:19,471
Only elevated thoughts,
because of the trainees.

543
00:38:19,640 --> 00:38:23,394
- They just can't make love to women.
- Poor things.

544
00:38:23,800 --> 00:38:25,358
I'll see you off.

545
00:38:26,880 --> 00:38:28,871
Karol... Karol!

546
00:38:30,000 --> 00:38:32,389
- What?
- You forgot something.

547
00:38:58,480 --> 00:39:00,675
Bali for one?

548
00:39:11,000 --> 00:39:12,433
I'm sorry.

549
00:39:13,280 --> 00:39:14,679
Darn it!

550
00:39:16,440 --> 00:39:19,432
For the most beautiful girl
at this wedding.

551
00:39:19,600 --> 00:39:21,477
- For me?
- Of course.

552
00:39:23,920 --> 00:39:25,717
The bride and groom?

553
00:39:25,880 --> 00:39:28,519
On their way. Agata is dying meet you.

554
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:30,477
Really? It's nice.

555
00:39:59,280 --> 00:40:03,717
- What the hell are you doing here?
- I came to...

556
00:40:03,880 --> 00:40:05,677
This is Karol.

557
00:40:05,840 --> 00:40:07,592
Yes, this is Karol.

558
00:40:07,760 --> 00:40:09,751
The one I told you about.

559
00:40:10,000 --> 00:40:13,276
It's the one I told you about.
This Karol.

560
00:40:13,440 --> 00:40:14,793
This Karol?

561
00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,877
- Who's Karol?
- Me.

562
00:40:20,920 --> 00:40:22,831
I'll kill you, bastard!

563
00:41:14,520 --> 00:41:15,919
Marysia...

564
00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:18,759
I know it's unethical.

565
00:41:23,440 --> 00:41:26,238
But sometimes we come to a dead end.

566
00:42:06,680 --> 00:42:10,150
- Where is that training?
- In their headquarters.

567
00:42:10,320 --> 00:42:14,393
- I might go there straightaway.
- The boss has called a meeting.

568
00:42:14,880 --> 00:42:16,029
Again?

569
00:42:17,200 --> 00:42:19,998
We have more meetings than trainings.

570
00:42:20,320 --> 00:42:22,436
- It's normal.
- Okay.

571
00:42:23,480 --> 00:42:25,516
I'll try to come on time.

572
00:42:56,000 --> 00:42:58,230
- After you.
- Thank you.

573
00:43:07,440 --> 00:43:11,399
Good morning. Excuse me,
where is CTC Consulting?

574
00:43:12,360 --> 00:43:15,796
On the ground floor, you work there.

575
00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:18,231
Really? Yes.

576
00:43:18,720 --> 00:43:20,995
Can you approach the column?

577
00:43:21,160 --> 00:43:23,515
- But why?
- I'm begging you.

578
00:43:29,400 --> 00:43:31,516
I work on the second floor.

579
00:43:31,720 --> 00:43:33,278
Thank you. Bye.

580
00:43:33,480 --> 00:43:34,629
Bye.

581
00:43:46,520 --> 00:43:48,238
Excuse me, sir.

582
00:44:08,080 --> 00:44:09,559
Ms lzabela!

583
00:44:17,240 --> 00:44:20,391
Take it easy.
Everything is under control.

584
00:44:20,720 --> 00:44:23,359
- Did they talk to each other?
- No.

585
00:44:24,080 --> 00:44:27,436
- Do they know each other?
- No, they don't.

586
00:44:27,840 --> 00:44:30,673
They've been waiting for quite long.

587
00:44:30,840 --> 00:44:32,796
Probably won't give up.

588
00:44:33,000 --> 00:44:35,560
Damn it! I must get to my office.

589
00:44:39,160 --> 00:44:40,878
Hang on.

590
00:45:25,080 --> 00:45:26,559
Hi. I'm here.

591
00:45:26,840 --> 00:45:28,034
Bravo.

592
00:45:28,800 --> 00:45:30,995
Why are you so scared?

593
00:45:31,840 --> 00:45:35,037
What? No. Why do you think so?

594
00:45:36,520 --> 00:45:39,353
- Has it started?
- No, the boss is late.

595
00:45:39,520 --> 00:45:41,988
I'm waiting for Karol Górski.

596
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:46,190
- Do you happen to know where he is?
- Yes, I do.

597
00:45:47,920 --> 00:45:49,751
As far as I know...

598
00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:54,916
...he should be in his room now.

599
00:45:55,120 --> 00:45:56,712
What do you mean?

600
00:45:56,880 --> 00:45:59,314
I mean his office room.

601
00:45:59,480 --> 00:46:01,550
- In the office?
- I'll show you.

602
00:46:01,720 --> 00:46:04,314
- Really?
- Yes, with pleasure.

603
00:46:04,480 --> 00:46:06,550
You're so kind, thank you.

604
00:46:07,800 --> 00:46:09,279
This way.

605
00:46:13,560 --> 00:46:15,357
- Come in.
- Thank you.

606
00:46:15,520 --> 00:46:17,476
Karol, this is...

607
00:46:17,800 --> 00:46:19,870
- Paulinka.
- Hugo.

608
00:46:20,160 --> 00:46:22,799
Paulinka wants to see you.

609
00:46:23,000 --> 00:46:25,036
- Hi, Paulinka.
- Karol.

610
00:46:25,200 --> 00:46:26,633
I'm sorry.

611
00:46:27,360 --> 00:46:29,271
You're not calling me,

612
00:46:29,440 --> 00:46:32,989
- so I decided to come and see you.
- Hi, Paulinka.

613
00:46:33,160 --> 00:46:36,755
You know, time is short.
We have to choose a name.

614
00:46:36,920 --> 00:46:38,831
A name for our child.

615
00:46:39,040 --> 00:46:41,998
Come to my place. We don't want
to disturb.

616
00:46:42,160 --> 00:46:43,593
Excuse us.

617
00:46:46,040 --> 00:46:47,917
Thank you so much.

618
00:46:48,120 --> 00:46:50,270
Excuse me. Thank you.

619
00:46:54,240 --> 00:46:56,310
Mr Dolny...

620
00:46:58,000 --> 00:46:59,228
Paulina...

621
00:46:59,400 --> 00:47:01,994
- Why didn't you call me?
- I did.

622
00:47:02,160 --> 00:47:05,914
- But you were out of reach.
- Because I'm working, honey.

623
00:47:06,080 --> 00:47:07,718
Now I'm busy too.

624
00:47:07,840 --> 00:47:08,989
Great.

625
00:47:09,160 --> 00:47:11,958
You don't have time for your baby.

626
00:47:12,840 --> 00:47:15,434
- Of course I do.
- Listen then.

627
00:47:15,600 --> 00:47:18,672
We'll call the girl Karolina.
From Karol.

628
00:47:19,400 --> 00:47:23,109
And the boy will be Karol.
Also from Karol. Karol II.

629
00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:26,397
Great. What if it's neither a boy,
nor a girl?

630
00:47:26,760 --> 00:47:28,318
But what?

631
00:47:29,840 --> 00:47:31,398
I'm just asking.

632
00:47:34,560 --> 00:47:36,755
- What's wrong?
- I'm upset.

633
00:47:36,920 --> 00:47:40,117
- I have a meeting. It has just begun.
- I see.

634
00:47:40,800 --> 00:47:43,155
- You're driving me out.
- No.

635
00:47:43,320 --> 00:47:45,914
- You no longer love me.
- Paulinka.

636
00:47:46,480 --> 00:47:49,392
You've told me so many times...

637
00:47:49,880 --> 00:47:51,074
What?

638
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:53,399
Karol.

639
00:47:55,120 --> 00:47:57,190
It's just begun.

640
00:47:57,360 --> 00:47:59,749
- Where?
- I feel sick.

641
00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:04,468
- Strong coffee helps me.
- Coffee.

642
00:48:04,640 --> 00:48:06,835
Breathe. Can you sit down?

643
00:48:07,560 --> 00:48:09,596
Why don't you lie down?

644
00:48:09,760 --> 00:48:11,830
Breathe deeply. Carefully.

645
00:48:14,480 --> 00:48:15,754
Wait.

646
00:48:16,600 --> 00:48:18,318
Legs up.

647
00:48:20,160 --> 00:48:22,310
But don't give a birth yet.

648
00:48:22,480 --> 00:48:24,471
Coffee... strong... soon.

649
00:48:25,160 --> 00:48:26,832
Karol!

650
00:48:27,040 --> 00:48:29,395
Cream and two spoonfuls of sugar.

651
00:48:32,560 --> 00:48:34,755
And you? Not at...

652
00:48:36,560 --> 00:48:39,996
- Not at the meeting?
- The boss must cool down.

653
00:48:40,160 --> 00:48:42,913
- She needs coffee.
- In her condition?

654
00:48:43,080 --> 00:48:46,390
- I'll make it.
- Will you... look after her?

655
00:48:47,000 --> 00:48:50,470
- Be with her?
- Be with her? What do you mean?

656
00:48:51,120 --> 00:48:53,315
I have some other duties.

657
00:49:17,240 --> 00:49:20,312
- Wanda, honey, I'm sorry.
- Oh, Karol.

658
00:49:20,480 --> 00:49:23,517
Why are you waiting here?
Didn't he tell you?

659
00:49:23,680 --> 00:49:25,910
He told me you were not here.

660
00:49:26,120 --> 00:49:28,588
He's hopeless. You could call me.

661
00:49:28,720 --> 00:49:32,395
- I called you many times.
- I was out of reach.

662
00:49:32,560 --> 00:49:36,075
- In a tunnel perhaps.
- So I started to worry.

663
00:49:36,240 --> 00:49:37,992
What's the matter?

664
00:49:38,480 --> 00:49:40,118
- Honey.
- Boss.

665
00:49:40,720 --> 00:49:43,393
Have you got that trip confirmation?

666
00:49:43,560 --> 00:49:44,993
What trip?

667
00:49:45,560 --> 00:49:47,152
Our trip to Bali.

668
00:49:47,320 --> 00:49:50,312
To Bali? No, I haven't.

669
00:49:51,120 --> 00:49:54,112
- Why? I have
- Have you? I haven't.

670
00:49:54,280 --> 00:49:57,477
I'll make a scene. What incompetence!

671
00:49:57,640 --> 00:50:00,029
- Call them now.
- But I'm busy

672
00:50:00,200 --> 00:50:03,237
I'll call you when I'm not
out of reach.

673
00:50:29,000 --> 00:50:31,389
Karol, listen.

674
00:50:31,560 --> 00:50:32,993
I admire you.

675
00:50:33,160 --> 00:50:35,116
You have a special gift.

676
00:50:35,280 --> 00:50:37,111
You do have a gift.

677
00:50:37,280 --> 00:50:40,511
- I'm begging you. Don't waste it.
- Thank you.

678
00:50:40,680 --> 00:50:42,511
I try to do my best.

679
00:50:43,400 --> 00:50:45,356
- Excuse me?
- What?

680
00:50:46,480 --> 00:50:48,471
Excuse me. Thank you.

681
00:50:49,320 --> 00:50:52,551
Me and Karol are getting married.

682
00:50:52,720 --> 00:50:53,755
Yes.

683
00:50:54,040 --> 00:50:55,678
Karol, at last.

684
00:50:55,840 --> 00:50:59,435
I've just learnt Eustachy
is getting married.

685
00:50:59,600 --> 00:51:02,273
- Yes?
- Can you imagine?

686
00:51:02,480 --> 00:51:05,916
Fantastic. He's having a stag night.

687
00:51:06,120 --> 00:51:08,111
On Sunday. You're invited.

688
00:51:08,880 --> 00:51:10,916
- Are you better?
- What?

689
00:51:11,280 --> 00:51:12,838
Yes, I'm better.

690
00:51:13,040 --> 00:51:16,157
Just behave yourselves
at the stag night.

691
00:51:16,320 --> 00:51:17,992
My little tiger.

692
00:51:19,480 --> 00:51:21,118
- Come.
- Where?

693
00:51:21,360 --> 00:51:22,998
Where are we going?

694
00:51:23,160 --> 00:51:24,309
Bye.

695
00:51:25,480 --> 00:51:26,595
Bye.

696
00:51:26,760 --> 00:51:29,115
Don't call me your little tiger.

697
00:51:31,800 --> 00:51:34,997
Watch out, gentlemen,
10 wives is maximum,

698
00:51:35,160 --> 00:51:37,469
warns an 84-year-old Nigerian.

699
00:51:37,640 --> 00:51:41,997
And Mohamet Abukara is an expert
as he has 86 wives.

700
00:51:42,160 --> 00:51:45,789
Is it punishment or just extreme
happiness?

701
00:51:49,400 --> 00:51:50,628
Good?

702
00:51:52,720 --> 00:51:54,039
Good.

703
00:51:54,640 --> 00:51:56,995
- What is it?
- Moonshine.

704
00:51:57,160 --> 00:52:00,277
I haven't drunk mass-produced vodka
for years.

705
00:52:00,440 --> 00:52:02,476
It gives me a headache.

706
00:52:02,640 --> 00:52:07,156
I'd like to thank you for helping me
in the hall today.

707
00:52:07,720 --> 00:52:10,996
Don't mention it. We must help
each other.

708
00:52:12,440 --> 00:52:13,714
Zdzislaw.

709
00:52:17,240 --> 00:52:18,389
Karol.

710
00:52:18,560 --> 00:52:21,438
I'll tell you one thing, Karol.
Beware.

711
00:52:21,880 --> 00:52:23,996
- Of what?
- Of women.

712
00:52:25,200 --> 00:52:28,237
- I've been married five times.
- It's a lot.

713
00:52:28,680 --> 00:52:32,070
What happened? Why five times?

714
00:52:33,520 --> 00:52:37,513
I was an incurable romantic.
I believed in undying love.

715
00:52:38,480 --> 00:52:41,995
My problem is I can't refuse a woman.

716
00:52:42,200 --> 00:52:44,077
It's the same with me.

717
00:52:46,080 --> 00:52:47,832
I'm also so kind.

718
00:52:48,640 --> 00:52:51,154
It's just hard to say no.

719
00:52:51,600 --> 00:52:54,034
What's the conclusion?

720
00:52:54,680 --> 00:52:56,830
I'm a full-time security man.

721
00:52:57,480 --> 00:52:59,630
Also a full-time postman.

722
00:52:59,800 --> 00:53:03,554
And at night I drive a taxi.
Just to pay alimony.

723
00:53:05,240 --> 00:53:07,071
But I've grown wiser.

724
00:53:07,800 --> 00:53:09,870
How? What do you do now?

725
00:53:10,880 --> 00:53:13,678
Firstly... I don't get married.

726
00:53:13,840 --> 00:53:15,398
No matter what.

727
00:53:16,640 --> 00:53:18,312
Secondly...

728
00:53:18,480 --> 00:53:22,632
I always have rubbers on me.

729
00:53:25,040 --> 00:53:26,519
Help yourself.

730
00:53:27,440 --> 00:53:29,032
Have some more.

731
00:53:30,720 --> 00:53:31,914
Thank you.

732
00:53:32,680 --> 00:53:36,116
I still never refuse any woman.

733
00:53:36,600 --> 00:53:40,878
And remember that getting older
you become more popular with women.

734
00:53:42,160 --> 00:53:43,673
Really?

735
00:53:45,480 --> 00:53:46,993
Jesus Christ.

736
00:53:50,560 --> 00:53:51,549
Nice.

737
00:53:52,480 --> 00:53:55,472
A stag party in the woods.
What's the plan?

738
00:53:55,640 --> 00:53:59,349
What can you do in the woods?
Drink, howl to the moon...

739
00:53:59,520 --> 00:54:01,715
...and misbehave.

740
00:54:01,880 --> 00:54:05,270
In 100 metres turn right.

741
00:54:05,520 --> 00:54:09,798
- Turn right? There's no road.
- Maybe she meant that forest road.

742
00:54:10,758 --> 00:54:12,794
- Who?
- This GPS lady.

743
00:54:14,158 --> 00:54:18,913
Yes, I meant that forest road, jerk.

744
00:54:20,478 --> 00:54:21,957
Jerk?

745
00:54:23,558 --> 00:54:26,868
It sometimes hangs, a pirate version.

746
00:54:28,118 --> 00:54:31,394
If you can, turn back.

747
00:54:32,998 --> 00:54:37,469
Immediately. Can't you hear
what I am saying to you, jerk?

748
00:54:57,678 --> 00:54:59,316
I'm out of reach.

749
00:55:02,038 --> 00:55:03,630
Fucking great.

750
00:55:14,638 --> 00:55:16,435
Take off your clothes!

751
00:55:19,238 --> 00:55:20,591
Eustachy?

752
00:55:20,798 --> 00:55:22,993
- What?
- It has begun.

753
00:55:23,158 --> 00:55:24,876
- What?
- A war!

754
00:55:30,598 --> 00:55:32,236
- What war?
- What for?

755
00:55:32,398 --> 00:55:34,309
Whatever. For a complex.

756
00:55:34,478 --> 00:55:37,151
- What complex?
- The bunker complex.

757
00:55:37,318 --> 00:55:40,469
We'll win if we defend it
for 15 minutes.

758
00:55:41,558 --> 00:55:42,832
Get changed.

759
00:55:42,998 --> 00:55:45,114
Now. Move, move, move!

760
00:55:46,958 --> 00:55:48,550
Good luck.

761
00:56:40,678 --> 00:56:43,431
Karol! Karol!

762
00:56:43,598 --> 00:56:46,988
We've got the complex!

763
00:56:47,158 --> 00:56:49,114
Karol! Karol!

764
00:56:49,278 --> 00:56:52,793
- Are you there?
- 15 minutes have passed!

765
00:56:52,958 --> 00:56:55,870
The complex is ours!

766
00:57:06,758 --> 00:57:08,350
What the hell?

767
00:57:08,518 --> 00:57:11,237
Men only. What's she doing here?

768
00:57:12,318 --> 00:57:14,752
Mira is going to do a pole dance.

769
00:57:14,998 --> 00:57:17,671
- You'll dance for us.
- Okay, I will.

770
00:58:04,318 --> 00:58:07,549
This one is classic, makes you laugh.

771
00:58:07,918 --> 00:58:09,749
This is "Afghan wind."

772
00:58:10,758 --> 00:58:12,271
Strong stuff.

773
00:58:12,438 --> 00:58:15,828
This one we call...
"all flowers of Holland."

774
00:58:15,998 --> 00:58:19,195
Colourful... and psychedelic weed.

775
00:58:19,518 --> 00:58:21,668
But be careful with this one.

776
00:58:22,678 --> 00:58:25,875
- "The ravines of the Hindu Kush."
- Hishu what?

777
00:58:26,758 --> 00:58:28,635
The Hindu Kush.

778
00:58:28,838 --> 00:58:31,796
You start seeing things
which do not exist.

779
00:58:31,958 --> 00:58:34,074
I'll take ravines, please.

780
00:58:36,158 --> 00:58:37,830
Is it legal?

781
00:58:51,278 --> 00:58:52,916
Fireworks!

782
00:58:54,078 --> 00:58:55,636
Fireworks.

783
00:58:55,998 --> 00:58:57,636
Man...

784
00:58:57,798 --> 00:58:59,789
Look up.

785
00:59:09,958 --> 00:59:11,630
Okay, boys.

786
00:59:12,878 --> 00:59:14,994
My taxi is waiting.

787
00:59:15,638 --> 00:59:17,071
Well, I'm off.

788
00:59:34,998 --> 00:59:37,228
We could go with her.

789
00:59:40,998 --> 00:59:42,147
Karol!

790
00:59:42,318 --> 00:59:44,388
- Quiet!
- What happened?

791
00:59:45,758 --> 00:59:47,077
We won.

792
00:59:47,838 --> 00:59:49,351
We won the war.

793
00:59:50,798 --> 00:59:52,197
What war?

794
00:59:52,838 --> 00:59:54,749
For the complex.

795
00:59:56,038 --> 00:59:57,357
Karol.

796
00:59:58,598 --> 00:59:59,997
Oh, Karol.

797
01:00:02,798 --> 01:00:03,867
Okay.

798
01:00:04,038 --> 01:00:05,596
One, two, three.

799
01:00:10,518 --> 01:00:12,156
You won't break me.

800
01:00:12,318 --> 01:00:14,354
I won't tell you anything.

801
01:00:16,238 --> 01:00:18,468
Don't kill me! Don't drown me!

802
01:00:20,078 --> 01:00:23,036
I'll tell you everything.
It's Roman Dolny.

803
01:00:32,158 --> 01:00:34,752
Don't burn out my eyes!

804
01:00:49,318 --> 01:00:51,752
It must be those ravines.

805
01:00:54,038 --> 01:00:55,312
No, no, no!

806
01:00:55,838 --> 01:00:58,113
I can't. I have a girlfriend.

807
01:01:36,758 --> 01:01:39,955
- Do you have a headache too?
- Everything hurts.

808
01:01:40,118 --> 01:01:44,236
- Coffee.
- Strong, black. Thank you.

809
01:01:47,478 --> 01:01:49,787
Man, it seems I didn't know you.

810
01:01:50,878 --> 01:01:53,438
It seems I didn't know you, either.

811
01:01:53,598 --> 01:01:57,511
I can't remember experiencing
anything like that before.

812
01:01:57,678 --> 01:01:59,828
It was after the Hindu Kush.

813
01:02:01,118 --> 01:02:03,473
Who brought that shit anyway?

814
01:02:03,638 --> 01:02:05,071
My cousin.

815
01:02:05,238 --> 01:02:08,548
It seems I didn't know him either.
He's a teacher.

816
01:02:08,758 --> 01:02:12,433
- Apparently, he has a vocation.
- I had erotic dreams.

817
01:02:13,118 --> 01:02:14,790
They were awesome.

818
01:02:15,358 --> 01:02:16,632
Tell us.

819
01:02:18,278 --> 01:02:20,030
You were there.

820
01:02:21,158 --> 01:02:22,910
You were in mine.

821
01:02:23,078 --> 01:02:24,670
I also had dreams.

822
01:02:24,878 --> 01:02:25,947
Amazing.

823
01:02:26,118 --> 01:02:29,667
This rav-something of the Hindu Kush
should be banned.

824
01:02:29,878 --> 01:02:31,675
- Ravages.
- Ravens.

825
01:02:31,838 --> 01:02:32,953
Ravines.

826
01:02:33,118 --> 01:02:35,837
My erotic dreams are quite... nice.

827
01:02:36,758 --> 01:02:37,873
Tell us.

828
01:02:38,038 --> 01:02:40,836
Thank you... Asia.

829
01:02:41,758 --> 01:02:43,350
- Ania.
- Ania.

830
01:02:43,518 --> 01:02:45,270
I dreamt of Karol.

831
01:02:46,598 --> 01:02:50,193
Was there a striptease in the woods?

832
01:02:50,958 --> 01:02:54,155
- Did you strip off?
- I think, Karol did.

833
01:02:54,318 --> 01:02:56,115
That's interesting.

834
01:02:56,278 --> 01:02:58,872
It seems I didn't know you, Karol.

835
01:02:59,398 --> 01:03:02,037
Let's get down to work for a change.

836
01:03:02,198 --> 01:03:05,634
Negotiation techniques in extreme
situations.

837
01:03:06,158 --> 01:03:08,149
Mr Dolny, get up.

838
01:03:10,638 --> 01:03:12,947
You should be called Doldrums.

839
01:03:15,358 --> 01:03:17,110
Cheer up, Doldrums.

840
01:03:23,518 --> 01:03:26,635
Hello, Karol.
Dinner is almost ready.

841
01:03:26,838 --> 01:03:28,635
- You look...
- How?

842
01:03:34,678 --> 01:03:36,430
Do we have guests?

843
01:03:37,798 --> 01:03:41,154
I don't want any guests. I'm tired.

844
01:03:41,318 --> 01:03:43,627
They are not guests but...

845
01:03:44,238 --> 01:03:46,433
...the rest of the household.

846
01:03:46,598 --> 01:03:48,907
Karol!

847
01:03:49,798 --> 01:03:51,231
Karol.

848
01:03:51,398 --> 01:03:53,593
Honey, are you feeling bad?

849
01:03:53,798 --> 01:03:58,349
- Irena has made some spaghetti.
- The way you like it... tender.

850
01:03:58,478 --> 01:04:00,833
And I'm baking a cake, tiger.

851
01:04:06,518 --> 01:04:07,871
What?

852
01:04:12,238 --> 01:04:13,751
Excuse me.

853
01:04:18,118 --> 01:04:19,915
- Goodbye.
- Karol.

854
01:04:20,078 --> 01:04:22,751
You're not going to leave now, honey.

855
01:04:22,918 --> 01:04:24,590
But you're here...

856
01:04:25,038 --> 01:04:26,596
...together. How?

857
01:04:26,798 --> 01:04:28,516
Honey, it's obvious.

858
01:04:29,278 --> 01:04:31,075
We'll do you good.

859
01:04:32,478 --> 01:04:34,628
You love us all, don't you?

860
01:04:35,038 --> 01:04:39,429
Isn't it better to live together than
spend most time in traffic jams?

861
01:04:40,678 --> 01:04:42,908
- Such an idea.
- Reasonable.

862
01:04:43,078 --> 01:04:44,796
Very reasonable.

863
01:04:46,158 --> 01:04:48,513
We want to make your life easier.

864
01:04:48,678 --> 01:04:51,431
- Monogamy is passé.
- Impractical

865
01:04:52,518 --> 01:04:54,588
Polygamous relationships...

866
01:04:55,678 --> 01:04:57,987
...are more efficient.

867
01:04:58,358 --> 01:05:02,874
Wanda has just told me
all African countries...

868
01:05:03,038 --> 01:05:06,030
...are polygamous. Isn't it great?

869
01:05:06,198 --> 01:05:07,677
Just imagine.

870
01:05:07,878 --> 01:05:11,837
And Africa is the cradle of humankind.
Am I right?

871
01:05:14,038 --> 01:05:15,835
A hidden camera?

872
01:05:16,598 --> 01:05:19,158
- Ajoke?
- Honey. Try it.

873
01:05:23,318 --> 01:05:25,388
Too little salt, I knew it.

874
01:05:27,038 --> 01:05:30,826
Is it some kind of punishment for me?

875
01:05:33,798 --> 01:05:35,550
- Yours.
- My idea?

876
01:05:35,878 --> 01:05:39,188
It's you who decided to be
with four of us.

877
01:05:39,838 --> 01:05:42,306
We've only drawn some conclusions.

878
01:05:42,478 --> 01:05:44,355
Are you happy?

879
01:05:44,518 --> 01:05:47,555
And we'll look after the baby
together.

880
01:05:47,878 --> 01:05:51,188
- Little Karol.
- Karol or Karolina.

881
01:06:23,438 --> 01:06:25,429
IN AN EMERGENCY BREAK THE GLASS

882
01:06:25,598 --> 01:06:28,158
Five years of non-smoking. Screw it.

883
01:07:09,798 --> 01:07:11,470
What happened?

884
01:07:12,038 --> 01:07:13,187
Karol.

885
01:07:13,358 --> 01:07:14,677
My nails.

886
01:07:14,878 --> 01:07:17,711
What happened, Karol?

887
01:07:17,878 --> 01:07:21,109
What happened here?

888
01:07:23,318 --> 01:07:25,309
You are bleeding!

889
01:07:27,198 --> 01:07:29,154
Get the first aid kit.

890
01:07:29,318 --> 01:07:31,912
- Paulinka.
- I shouldn't get upset.

891
01:07:32,078 --> 01:07:34,876
You'd better rest
but we must talk now.

892
01:07:36,158 --> 01:07:38,194
No whining. Now!

893
01:07:39,118 --> 01:07:41,188
I am always cleaning.

894
01:07:46,598 --> 01:07:48,748
I shall begin.

895
01:07:54,798 --> 01:07:56,436
At this moment...

896
01:07:56,598 --> 01:07:58,350
...l'd like to...

897
01:07:58,518 --> 01:07:59,951
...sincerely...

898
01:08:01,118 --> 01:08:02,597
...apologize.

899
01:08:04,838 --> 01:08:06,829
Girls, I'm really sorry.

900
01:08:07,518 --> 01:08:08,997
It's my fault.

901
01:08:10,838 --> 01:08:15,354
Sorry for this collective apology.
You should be apologized individually.

902
01:08:16,278 --> 01:08:17,677
I'm sorry.

903
01:08:22,278 --> 01:08:24,997
It's a great prank, really.

904
01:08:25,358 --> 01:08:27,826
Chapeau bas!

905
01:08:27,998 --> 01:08:30,956
We had a good laugh
but now we should...

906
01:08:31,318 --> 01:08:33,991
...part on amicable terms. Right?

907
01:08:34,438 --> 01:08:36,110
It's not the point.

908
01:08:36,278 --> 01:08:37,836
Totally.

909
01:08:37,998 --> 01:08:40,273
Let's talk about... sex.

910
01:08:40,958 --> 01:08:43,267
- What sex?
- Isn't it clear?

911
01:08:43,438 --> 01:08:45,269
Our sex, Karol.

912
01:08:46,198 --> 01:08:49,747
- Sex with you?
- Sex with all of us.

913
01:08:50,478 --> 01:08:52,673
We have one controversy.

914
01:08:53,678 --> 01:08:55,748
Your opinion could help us.

915
01:08:55,918 --> 01:08:58,876
- How shall we sleep?
- Notjust sleep.

916
01:08:59,038 --> 01:09:01,268
- Maybe later.
- Or before.

917
01:09:02,518 --> 01:09:05,237
- I speak for myself.
- Let me finish.

918
01:09:05,398 --> 01:09:07,548
- I was to say it.
- Okay.

919
01:09:07,758 --> 01:09:10,192
- One speaker.
- I want to speak.

920
01:09:10,358 --> 01:09:12,872
- Leave it.
- Because I'm pregnant?

921
01:09:13,038 --> 01:09:15,598
- Tell them.
- You can speak, okay.

922
01:09:15,798 --> 01:09:18,437
I don't agree with Wanda's ideas.

923
01:09:18,998 --> 01:09:23,071
- I'm not so liberated.
- But it's just normal.

924
01:09:23,238 --> 01:09:25,433
Sorry, but it isn't normal.

925
01:09:25,598 --> 01:09:27,953
In my opinion Wanda is right.

926
01:09:28,198 --> 01:09:32,555
- I'd like to try it.
- Look, he has no clue what we want.

927
01:09:32,998 --> 01:09:37,355
Basically, do you prefer group sex
or separately with each of us.

928
01:09:37,518 --> 01:09:39,907
Then we'd have a schedule.

929
01:09:40,078 --> 01:09:42,797
Each of us has it almost twice a week.

930
01:09:42,958 --> 01:09:45,313
- But you every day.
- Logical.

931
01:09:46,038 --> 01:09:49,747
For me twice a week is not enough
and I prefer group sex.

932
01:09:50,358 --> 01:09:53,236
- Group sex is a sin.
- Don't exaggerate.

933
01:09:53,398 --> 01:09:55,229
At least we can try.

934
01:09:55,438 --> 01:09:57,633
- I never have.
- Me neither.

935
01:09:57,998 --> 01:09:59,397
Me neither.

936
01:10:02,558 --> 01:10:04,355
- But...
- Outvoted.

937
01:12:20,958 --> 01:12:22,789
Four at the same time.

938
01:12:23,038 --> 01:12:24,756
- Regularly?
- Yes.

939
01:12:25,318 --> 01:12:26,512
Cool.

940
01:12:26,678 --> 01:12:29,988
- You think it's cool?
- It's every man's dream.

941
01:12:30,478 --> 01:12:35,074
You have four hotties in your bed
and do what you want with them.

942
01:12:35,238 --> 01:12:39,789
It's like... the most beautiful porn
in the world.

943
01:12:40,198 --> 01:12:42,189
But it's not porn, man.

944
01:12:42,518 --> 01:12:44,270
It's reality. Got it?

945
01:12:45,478 --> 01:12:49,232
It's them who do want they want,
not me. Just look at me.

946
01:12:49,398 --> 01:12:50,990
I never sleep.

947
01:12:51,158 --> 01:12:53,228
They cuddle up against me.

948
01:12:53,398 --> 01:12:58,028
When I free myself from one,
another one gropes me. Four of them.

949
01:12:59,758 --> 01:13:01,430
Fucking awesome.

950
01:13:04,278 --> 01:13:05,757
Karol...

951
01:13:06,238 --> 01:13:08,194
- Maybe...
- Maybe what?

952
01:13:08,358 --> 01:13:10,826
Maybe... I don't know...

953
01:13:11,358 --> 01:13:14,156
Maybe one day you could invite... me.

954
01:13:14,438 --> 01:13:18,192
And what would I do with you
in that bed?

955
01:13:24,198 --> 01:13:26,109
Anything else?

956
01:13:26,798 --> 01:13:28,072
Yes.

957
01:13:28,238 --> 01:13:31,116
We'd like your... phone number.

958
01:13:33,958 --> 01:13:37,667
I'm terrible with numbers
but I recommend our cheesecake.

959
01:13:37,838 --> 01:13:40,227
- Yes, please.
- One cheesecake.

960
01:13:43,078 --> 01:13:45,592
Karol, leave something for others.

961
01:13:45,758 --> 01:13:48,431
- I asked for cheesecake.
- No kidding.

962
01:13:50,758 --> 01:13:53,955
- Has Eustachy invited you yet?
- Invited where?

963
01:13:54,318 --> 01:13:56,957
A stag night is followed by a wedding.

964
01:13:57,118 --> 01:13:58,437
In the woods?

965
01:13:58,598 --> 01:14:00,793
- No, in the clouds.
- Where?

966
01:14:00,958 --> 01:14:02,835
On the roof.

967
01:14:03,398 --> 01:14:07,994
- Can I tell him you'll bring
four escorts? - No, I won't.

968
01:14:08,158 --> 01:14:10,228
I'll be on my own. Alone.

969
01:14:10,878 --> 01:14:12,231
But...

970
01:14:14,598 --> 01:14:17,192
Karol... take Paulinka at least.

971
01:14:17,358 --> 01:14:19,826
- Your cheesecake.
- Thank you.

972
01:14:19,998 --> 01:14:21,954
- Anything else?
- Yes.

973
01:14:23,038 --> 01:14:25,950
Would you go to a wedding
in the clouds?

974
01:14:28,198 --> 01:14:29,677
Yes?

975
01:14:48,878 --> 01:14:50,516
I'm going to...

976
01:14:51,078 --> 01:14:53,512
...arouse your passion tonight...

977
01:14:54,878 --> 01:14:56,675
...drive you insane...

978
01:14:57,118 --> 01:14:58,915
...seduce you...

979
01:14:59,838 --> 01:15:01,635
...and propose to you.

980
01:15:01,838 --> 01:15:04,477
Great plan except for that last thing.

981
01:15:04,598 --> 01:15:07,795
Good. I just wanted to provoke you.

982
01:15:07,958 --> 01:15:10,233
- So don't provoke me.
- Why?

983
01:15:10,838 --> 01:15:13,591
Since you don't know how I look then.

984
01:15:23,758 --> 01:15:24,952
Paulinka?

985
01:15:25,678 --> 01:15:26,906
Hi.

986
01:15:27,758 --> 01:15:29,237
Is it you?

987
01:15:29,878 --> 01:15:31,106
It's Dolny.

988
01:15:31,278 --> 01:15:35,066
I think one should try everything
in life.

989
01:15:35,598 --> 01:15:36,826
Even...

990
01:15:37,878 --> 01:15:39,470
...unusual things.

991
01:15:40,318 --> 01:15:43,310
- Seemingly shocking things.
- Like what?

992
01:15:47,278 --> 01:15:48,950
Ania...

993
01:15:49,838 --> 01:15:53,035
Can I have this dance with you?
It's important.

994
01:15:53,198 --> 01:15:55,837
And the next one with you, okay?

995
01:15:55,998 --> 01:15:57,636
With pleasure.

996
01:16:00,758 --> 01:16:05,548
- I feel like dancing with the groom.
- So I'll dance with the bride, okay?

997
01:16:09,078 --> 01:16:12,548
- It's nicer here than in the woods.
- What woods?

998
01:16:12,758 --> 01:16:14,510
It doesn't matter.

999
01:16:15,358 --> 01:16:16,837
Sorry.

1000
01:16:25,158 --> 01:16:27,991
- I'm gonna kill him?
- Sorry? - Nothing.

1001
01:16:28,398 --> 01:16:30,036
Paulinka!

1002
01:16:32,678 --> 01:16:35,750
Boys, come over here.
3 girls are waiting.

1003
01:16:35,918 --> 01:16:37,749
Come over here.

1004
01:16:38,118 --> 01:16:39,346
Hi.

1005
01:16:48,998 --> 01:16:51,831
Excuse me, I'm a bit hot.

1006
01:17:00,558 --> 01:17:04,028
- Not shaken, not stirred, no ice
but fast. - Whisky?

1007
01:17:29,358 --> 01:17:31,155
One more.

1008
01:17:34,638 --> 01:17:36,469
Drinking alone?

1009
01:17:39,078 --> 01:17:40,989
You're not dancing?

1010
01:17:42,038 --> 01:17:44,757
I can dance with you, not with them.

1011
01:17:44,918 --> 01:17:47,557
Why don't we go to your place?

1012
01:17:48,518 --> 01:17:50,748
We'll misbehave, be naughty.

1013
01:17:53,078 --> 01:17:55,387
We know what it's like in here.

1014
01:17:55,878 --> 01:17:58,597
Will you seduce me
and drive me insane?

1015
01:17:59,438 --> 01:18:01,349
And I won't propose.

1016
01:18:01,758 --> 01:18:03,077
Let's go.

1017
01:19:03,918 --> 01:19:08,070
- Who are those girls with?
- I don't know... Maybe with Roman.

1018
01:19:12,918 --> 01:19:15,478
It was supposed to be our evening.

1019
01:19:29,518 --> 01:19:32,908
It was much better with you
than in the clouds.

1020
01:19:33,478 --> 01:19:37,391
Apparently, flying with you
is addictive.

1021
01:19:38,318 --> 01:19:39,910
Shall we meet?

1022
01:19:40,078 --> 01:19:42,546
I'll come round in the afternoon.

1023
01:19:42,758 --> 01:19:44,669
Then in the evening or...

1024
01:19:45,518 --> 01:19:48,078
...at night and even in the morning.

1025
01:19:48,238 --> 01:19:52,436
Seducing you and driving insane
is my new hobby now.

1026
01:19:52,598 --> 01:19:54,589
Sorry, I must finish. Bye.

1027
01:19:54,918 --> 01:19:56,590
Hi, little tiger.

1028
01:19:56,798 --> 01:19:57,753
Hi.

1029
01:19:57,918 --> 01:20:00,637
- Will you make me some tea?
- Sure.

1030
01:20:01,638 --> 01:20:02,991
Mint tea?

1031
01:20:03,158 --> 01:20:05,274
Do you have a hangover too?

1032
01:20:06,998 --> 01:20:10,627
- Pregnant women shouldn't drink.
- It's not a hangover.

1033
01:20:10,838 --> 01:20:15,468
When I go dancing a little,
I feel dizzy all week.

1034
01:20:17,958 --> 01:20:19,277
Karol...

1035
01:20:19,798 --> 01:20:21,311
That Roman...

1036
01:20:21,478 --> 01:20:23,469
Is he your best friend?

1037
01:20:24,038 --> 01:20:25,517
Dolny?

1038
01:20:25,878 --> 01:20:27,027
A friend.

1039
01:20:28,758 --> 01:20:29,907
Funny.

1040
01:20:30,918 --> 01:20:32,874
Funny, it's a good word.

1041
01:20:33,038 --> 01:20:35,074
And you somehow vanished.

1042
01:20:35,238 --> 01:20:38,867
I saw you for a minute at the bar
but later I didn't.

1043
01:20:39,758 --> 01:20:41,271
Probably...

1044
01:20:42,558 --> 01:20:44,276
Probably...

1045
01:20:44,438 --> 01:20:47,191
I was walking... here and there.

1046
01:20:48,838 --> 01:20:51,068
Our paths just didn't cross.

1047
01:20:52,558 --> 01:20:53,991
Excuse me.

1048
01:21:00,358 --> 01:21:02,314
Surprise!

1049
01:21:03,238 --> 01:21:06,310
- Hello, Karol.
- We're on holidays.

1050
01:21:06,638 --> 01:21:08,549
Holidays... in my house?

1051
01:21:08,758 --> 01:21:10,430
No, in Tenerife.

1052
01:21:10,598 --> 01:21:13,066
Our flight is at the crack of dawn.

1053
01:21:13,238 --> 01:21:16,913
We'll just sleep here
and you'll drive us to the airport.

1054
01:21:17,078 --> 01:21:19,512
You look great. Where's Marysia?

1055
01:21:20,078 --> 01:21:21,431
Who's that?

1056
01:21:21,638 --> 01:21:23,674
And this is...

1057
01:21:24,598 --> 01:21:27,670
This is... This is our housemaid.

1058
01:21:30,158 --> 01:21:32,274
Paulinka, say hello, please.

1059
01:21:33,038 --> 01:21:34,357
Good morning.

1060
01:21:35,758 --> 01:21:38,192
Hello, I'm Józef Górski.

1061
01:21:39,398 --> 01:21:41,275
Karol's Dad.

1062
01:21:41,438 --> 01:21:44,430
- You didn't say you had a maid.
- I forgot.

1063
01:21:48,998 --> 01:21:51,671
Good morning. You have visitors.

1064
01:21:51,878 --> 01:21:55,837
Marysia's friends are staying
for a few days.

1065
01:21:55,998 --> 01:21:58,751
- I see.
- It's very nice.

1066
01:21:59,878 --> 01:22:03,348
It's very nice to have such friends.

1067
01:22:05,278 --> 01:22:08,907
So the ladies have come to visit
Warsaw. A good idea.

1068
01:22:09,078 --> 01:22:13,037
It's a beautiful city.
Marysia and Karol are great guides.

1069
01:22:13,958 --> 01:22:16,108
Monuments. Good restaurants.

1070
01:22:16,278 --> 01:22:19,588
Have you taken them to that club
we once went to?

1071
01:22:19,798 --> 01:22:22,596
A strip club. Really worth going.

1072
01:22:22,758 --> 01:22:26,910
- Five dancers on five poles. Awesome.
- Pass me the knife.

1073
01:22:27,758 --> 01:22:29,111
Unforgettable.

1074
01:22:29,278 --> 01:22:30,916
Be careful, honey.

1075
01:22:31,878 --> 01:22:36,554
In Warsaw there are so many theatres
and museums. An opera house.

1076
01:22:36,998 --> 01:22:39,432
You could take the ladies...

1077
01:22:39,878 --> 01:22:42,073
...to the zoo.
- Good idea.

1078
01:22:42,398 --> 01:22:44,354
Take them to the zoo.

1079
01:22:46,198 --> 01:22:50,828
Okay, the show is over. Brunch
is served, everyone seems happy.

1080
01:22:50,998 --> 01:22:52,909
Bunch up, I'm starving.

1081
01:22:53,078 --> 01:22:55,273
I'm pregnant. I must eat well.

1082
01:22:55,438 --> 01:22:59,226
That's right.
If you're pregnant, you must eat.

1083
01:22:59,998 --> 01:23:01,829
Karol, it kicked me.

1084
01:23:02,358 --> 01:23:07,068
- Can you feel it?
- Which month? I'm a doctor.

1085
01:23:07,238 --> 01:23:09,194
But in the army.

1086
01:23:09,358 --> 01:23:13,033
- Your tummy is quite small.
- It's the second month.

1087
01:23:13,198 --> 01:23:15,268
It can't be kicking then.

1088
01:23:15,558 --> 01:23:17,947
I'm pregnant, not you. Right?

1089
01:23:18,118 --> 01:23:20,871
So I know when Karol is kicking.

1090
01:23:21,038 --> 01:23:24,428
Karol or Karolina,
the names after daddy.

1091
01:23:26,918 --> 01:23:29,478
Marysia, can you explain it to me?

1092
01:23:29,918 --> 01:23:31,033
Yes.

1093
01:23:32,518 --> 01:23:34,509
Of course, I can.

1094
01:23:35,278 --> 01:23:39,032
So they are Irenka and Wanda
who are not here for the zoo.

1095
01:23:39,198 --> 01:23:41,996
And Paulinka isn't our housemaid.

1096
01:23:42,158 --> 01:23:44,592
We live and make love... together.

1097
01:23:44,798 --> 01:23:49,826
We formed a polygamous relationship
as Karol is incapable of monogamy.

1098
01:23:50,278 --> 01:23:52,553
Monogamy is passé.

1099
01:23:52,758 --> 01:23:55,226
We wanted this and it's fantastic.

1100
01:23:55,398 --> 01:23:57,514
We have shared the chores.

1101
01:23:58,038 --> 01:24:02,395
We must finish with false morality
hindering our emotional expression.

1102
01:24:03,438 --> 01:24:05,747
And sex for two is just boring.

1103
01:24:05,918 --> 01:24:07,670
Fucking awesome.

1104
01:24:09,798 --> 01:24:13,268
- It was their idea. An experiment.
- An experiment.

1105
01:24:13,438 --> 01:24:17,477
Don't get upset. It's not a new idea.
Hippies lived in communes,

1106
01:24:17,638 --> 01:24:20,152
had free love. Weren't you a hippie?

1107
01:24:20,318 --> 01:24:22,036
No, I wasn't.

1108
01:24:22,398 --> 01:24:26,755
Polygamy is a form of marriage
recognized in Africa and Asia.

1109
01:24:26,918 --> 01:24:28,749
And we just want to...

1110
01:24:29,838 --> 01:24:33,228
adapt it in our country.

1111
01:24:33,878 --> 01:24:35,994
I'm not against experiments.

1112
01:24:36,158 --> 01:24:38,752
Just the opposite. I support them.

1113
01:24:39,398 --> 01:24:43,630
But as a father and as a doctor...

1114
01:24:43,838 --> 01:24:46,557
I'm asking myself if this burden

1115
01:24:46,678 --> 01:24:48,873
is not too heavy for Karol.

1116
01:24:50,118 --> 01:24:53,190
No, we don't have any boundless
sexual needs.

1117
01:24:53,358 --> 01:24:57,192
- I only need it once a day. - Me too.
- Me too. - Me too.

1118
01:24:57,358 --> 01:24:59,155
Twice when ovulating.

1119
01:24:59,318 --> 01:25:02,867
- What about your wedding?
- That's a good question.

1120
01:25:12,198 --> 01:25:13,950
Is everything fine?

1121
01:25:14,118 --> 01:25:15,949
Nothing is fine.

1122
01:25:16,118 --> 01:25:19,349
I understand that...
the wedding is cancelled.

1123
01:25:20,798 --> 01:25:24,108
Bigamy and polygamy are not legal
in Poland yet...

1124
01:25:24,278 --> 01:25:26,667
so we just shack up.

1125
01:25:27,998 --> 01:25:29,317
I see.

1126
01:25:33,198 --> 01:25:35,473
Sheik up.

1127
01:25:35,638 --> 01:25:37,788
Are you stressed?

1128
01:25:37,998 --> 01:25:39,226
Józef!

1129
01:25:39,398 --> 01:25:41,992
- We're leaving. Say goodbye.
- Why?

1130
01:25:42,158 --> 01:25:44,831
- Hurry!
- Our flight is next morning.

1131
01:25:44,998 --> 01:25:48,115
We'll stay at the airport.
There are hotels.

1132
01:25:48,278 --> 01:25:50,189
- Mum.
- If you insist.

1133
01:25:50,358 --> 01:25:53,509
- I'll give you a prescription.
- I'm well.

1134
01:25:53,678 --> 01:25:56,272
But you need more strength.

1135
01:25:56,678 --> 01:25:59,033
Zinc, selenium, vitamins. Viagra?

1136
01:25:59,198 --> 01:26:00,472
No!

1137
01:26:00,638 --> 01:26:02,071
We're leaving.

1138
01:26:03,078 --> 01:26:05,069
Hold on tight, Karol.

1139
01:26:05,878 --> 01:26:07,596
I'm on your side.

1140
01:26:07,798 --> 01:26:11,871
You need more proteins in your diet.
It helps.

1141
01:26:12,398 --> 01:26:14,354
Farewell, ladies.

1142
01:26:14,518 --> 01:26:16,270
- Mum.
- Hippie.

1143
01:26:19,398 --> 01:26:23,311
Karol, honey. Don't worry.

1144
01:26:23,478 --> 01:26:25,753
They'll have a grandson soon.

1145
01:26:25,918 --> 01:26:27,431
Then some more.

1146
01:26:41,478 --> 01:26:42,991
Some banana.

1147
01:27:28,238 --> 01:27:30,308
To Karol!

1148
01:27:44,798 --> 01:27:49,428
- And your current situation doesn't
suit you? - Absolutely not.

1149
01:27:49,598 --> 01:27:51,828
It doesn't suit me at all.

1150
01:27:51,998 --> 01:27:55,274
So you start seeing advantages
of monogamy.

1151
01:27:57,398 --> 01:28:00,151
What? No, I wouldn't go too far.

1152
01:28:00,998 --> 01:28:03,956
And emotional issues?
Do you feel a bond...

1153
01:28:04,118 --> 01:28:06,757
with all your women or at least one?

1154
01:28:07,038 --> 01:28:08,994
What do you mean?

1155
01:28:12,598 --> 01:28:13,667
What?

1156
01:28:14,758 --> 01:28:16,111
You mean love?

1157
01:28:16,998 --> 01:28:18,477
Exactly.

1158
01:28:19,478 --> 01:28:23,835
Butterflies in the stomach, right?
Throes of passion.

1159
01:28:24,758 --> 01:28:27,989
Angels singing, misty eyes.
They don't exist!

1160
01:28:28,238 --> 01:28:31,548
I've never felt anything like that.
It's bullshit.

1161
01:28:31,758 --> 01:28:36,149
Bullshit sold to women
by producers of soap operas

1162
01:28:36,318 --> 01:28:38,229
and romantic comedies.

1163
01:28:39,398 --> 01:28:43,073
Why are you asking me such things?
Try to cure yourself.

1164
01:28:46,798 --> 01:28:51,235
Sometimes I feel like... running away.

1165
01:28:53,358 --> 01:28:55,110
Are you being chased?

1166
01:28:55,478 --> 01:28:56,957
No, but...

1167
01:29:01,358 --> 01:29:02,837
Yes, I am.

1168
01:29:04,438 --> 01:29:06,668
Would you run away with me?

1169
01:29:07,998 --> 01:29:09,556
It depends where.

1170
01:29:09,758 --> 01:29:11,396
And for how long.

1171
01:29:11,558 --> 01:29:13,071
The Maldives?

1172
01:29:13,598 --> 01:29:15,190
For two weeks.

1173
01:29:16,438 --> 01:29:18,508
A small hut.

1174
01:29:18,678 --> 01:29:20,031
Thatched.

1175
01:29:20,198 --> 01:29:22,871
Resting on stilts above a blue lagoon.

1176
01:29:23,038 --> 01:29:27,429
The floor is transparent
so we can admire fish swimming below.

1177
01:29:27,758 --> 01:29:30,272
Beautiful, colourful.

1178
01:29:31,918 --> 01:29:36,230
A gentle swoosh of coconut trees.
Nobody around. Not a soul.

1179
01:29:36,398 --> 01:29:40,277
So everyday we run naked on the beach
and sunbathe.

1180
01:29:40,798 --> 01:29:42,675
We swim in warm water.

1181
01:29:42,998 --> 01:29:45,273
- Do you like seafood?
- Yes.

1182
01:29:45,438 --> 01:29:47,827
So we eat seafood and fruit.

1183
01:29:48,238 --> 01:29:50,593
And we only drink champagne.

1184
01:29:51,998 --> 01:29:53,272
You and me.

1185
01:29:53,438 --> 01:29:56,111
- Next week... Yes?
- Yes.

1186
01:29:56,278 --> 01:29:58,838
Yes, yes, yes...

1187
01:30:07,958 --> 01:30:09,755
Come, quickly.

1188
01:30:09,918 --> 01:30:11,431
And you luggage?

1189
01:30:11,558 --> 01:30:12,877
Thank you.

1190
01:30:13,038 --> 01:30:15,506
What's wrong with you, people?

1191
01:30:22,198 --> 01:30:23,426
Excuse me.

1192
01:30:26,958 --> 01:30:28,437
10 minutes left.

1193
01:30:28,598 --> 01:30:31,192
- You came late.
- I'm always late.

1194
01:30:31,358 --> 01:30:34,236
- Mr Górski and Ms Matysik...
- It's us!

1195
01:30:34,398 --> 01:30:37,868
...check in at Gate B24.
- It's us. Good morning.

1196
01:30:38,398 --> 01:30:39,877
Hello. It's us.

1197
01:30:40,638 --> 01:30:44,233
- Yes, but who?
- Adrianna Matysik and Karol Górski.

1198
01:30:44,398 --> 01:30:46,992
- I'll kill you.
- I'll kill myself.

1199
01:30:47,838 --> 01:30:51,148
- I'm sorry but it's impossible.
- Oh, please.

1200
01:30:52,998 --> 01:30:55,558
Will you do it for me?

1201
01:31:24,798 --> 01:31:26,311
Excuse us.

1202
01:31:27,238 --> 01:31:28,751
We're sorry.

1203
01:31:29,158 --> 01:31:32,355
- Traffic jams. Taking off soon.
- We're sorry.

1204
01:31:32,518 --> 01:31:34,748
Clogged up.

1205
01:31:34,918 --> 01:31:36,510
Traffic jams.

1206
01:31:36,638 --> 01:31:38,913
At the crossroads.

1207
01:31:43,518 --> 01:31:46,237
- Why are you here?
- Flying with you.

1208
01:31:46,398 --> 01:31:48,673
We'd never miss such a trip.

1209
01:31:49,758 --> 01:31:51,316
Sit down, please.

1210
01:31:51,958 --> 01:31:54,677
- How could you?
- It's not her fault.

1211
01:31:54,838 --> 01:31:56,237
It's our idea.

1212
01:31:56,398 --> 01:31:58,275
- Sit down.
- I can't.

1213
01:31:58,438 --> 01:31:59,917
I'm not going.

1214
01:32:00,398 --> 01:32:01,877
I'm not going!

1215
01:32:02,038 --> 01:32:03,835
It's impossible.

1216
01:32:06,558 --> 01:32:08,435
Captain!

1217
01:32:09,958 --> 01:32:11,516
Don't take off.

1218
01:32:11,678 --> 01:32:16,035
Hello RMF FM Radio. Is there
a Karol you haven't portrayed?

1219
01:32:16,198 --> 01:32:18,587
I protest because I get off.

1220
01:32:19,278 --> 01:32:21,746
I'm not flying! Do you understand?

1221
01:32:24,358 --> 01:32:25,950
Don't take off.

1222
01:32:30,358 --> 01:32:31,552
People!

1223
01:32:31,758 --> 01:32:32,793
Captain!

1224
01:32:39,758 --> 01:32:41,908
Help!

1225
01:32:42,078 --> 01:32:45,275
Germans are beating me! Help!

1226
01:32:49,878 --> 01:32:54,349
For a public order offence,
attacking the officers

1227
01:32:54,518 --> 01:32:57,032
and disturbing the air traffic,

1228
01:32:57,198 --> 01:32:59,917
Karol Górski is sentenced

1229
01:33:00,638 --> 01:33:01,991
to...

1230
01:33:02,158 --> 01:33:04,388
...3 months of community work.

1231
01:33:04,558 --> 01:33:07,152
Does the defendant understand
the verdict?

1232
01:33:11,838 --> 01:33:13,396
Yes.

1233
01:33:13,558 --> 01:33:18,268
I could have sent you to prison.

1234
01:33:22,158 --> 01:33:24,797
Do you realize?

1235
01:33:28,758 --> 01:33:30,316
Yes.

1236
01:33:30,478 --> 01:33:33,550
Have ever been to the Bieszczady
Mountains?

1237
01:33:33,758 --> 01:33:35,157
No.

1238
01:33:35,638 --> 01:33:37,117
And I have.

1239
01:33:37,278 --> 01:33:39,030
A beautiful place.

1240
01:33:51,278 --> 01:33:54,156
I am, you are, he, she, it is.

1241
01:33:55,038 --> 01:33:58,155
We are, you are,
they are. Easy, right?

1242
01:33:58,478 --> 01:34:00,309
Now let's repeat. I...

1243
01:34:01,158 --> 01:34:05,629
...am, you are, he, she, it is.

1244
01:34:06,438 --> 01:34:10,670
We are, you are, they are.

1245
01:34:10,878 --> 01:34:13,028
- They are.
- What?

1246
01:34:13,478 --> 01:34:16,834
- They are.
- Dzey are.

1247
01:34:17,358 --> 01:34:19,474
It was the indicative mood.

1248
01:34:19,638 --> 01:34:22,072
Now the negative mood.

1249
01:34:22,438 --> 01:34:25,987
It is much more important
than the indicative mood.

1250
01:34:26,158 --> 01:34:28,672
We must know how to say no.

1251
01:34:29,678 --> 01:34:34,308
I knew a guy who couldn't say no
and ended up miserably.

1252
01:34:34,998 --> 01:34:37,193
What happened to him?

1253
01:34:39,158 --> 01:34:41,718
He got confused for good.

1254
01:34:41,878 --> 01:34:43,516
What happened next?

1255
01:34:44,198 --> 01:34:47,349
He started to learn how to say no.

1256
01:34:47,998 --> 01:34:50,193
No! Let's repeat. No!

1257
01:34:50,398 --> 01:34:51,672
- No!
- Louder!

1258
01:34:51,838 --> 01:34:53,476
- No!
- No!

1259
01:34:53,638 --> 01:34:55,276
- No!
- Never!

1260
01:34:55,438 --> 01:34:57,235
- Never!
- I am not!

1261
01:34:57,398 --> 01:34:59,229
- I am not!
- No, no, no!

1262
01:35:05,198 --> 01:35:06,392
I'm sorry.

1263
01:35:07,758 --> 01:35:08,827
I am.

1264
01:35:10,278 --> 01:35:12,075
Hi, Karol. Hi, kids.

1265
01:35:12,238 --> 01:35:15,116
- What are you doing here?
- Can we talk?

1266
01:35:15,278 --> 01:35:18,270
Yes. But the bell is in 10 minutes.

1267
01:35:26,758 --> 01:35:28,555
Things have changed.

1268
01:35:29,638 --> 01:35:32,630
Our secretary Ania lives with Mira.

1269
01:35:33,798 --> 01:35:37,757
But they say it's just an experiment.

1270
01:35:44,478 --> 01:35:47,151
Irena is with Pawel, Wanda's husband.

1271
01:35:47,878 --> 01:35:50,233
I mean ex-husband.

1272
01:35:50,518 --> 01:35:52,190
They're very happy.

1273
01:35:57,118 --> 01:35:59,757
Wanda is our boss now.

1274
01:35:59,918 --> 01:36:02,910
I mean our boss's wife.

1275
01:36:04,638 --> 01:36:06,515
You'd have connections.

1276
01:36:10,878 --> 01:36:14,917
Marysia lives with 3 boyfriends now.

1277
01:36:16,478 --> 01:36:18,992
She says she prefers polygamy.

1278
01:36:20,078 --> 01:36:21,750
They say so too.

1279
01:36:28,158 --> 01:36:29,511
And Paulinka?

1280
01:36:33,758 --> 01:36:35,510
This is why I'm here.

1281
01:36:35,678 --> 01:36:38,431
Paulinka invites you to her wedding.

1282
01:36:40,158 --> 01:36:42,592
She wants you to be her witness.

1283
01:36:44,078 --> 01:36:45,306
Who with?

1284
01:36:45,878 --> 01:36:47,755
Who's she marrying?

1285
01:36:51,678 --> 01:36:52,827
Me.

1286
01:36:56,358 --> 01:36:57,552
Yes, me.

1287
01:36:58,598 --> 01:36:59,917
You're mad.

1288
01:37:05,558 --> 01:37:06,752
No.

1289
01:37:08,438 --> 01:37:09,791
And the baby?

1290
01:37:10,838 --> 01:37:12,066
What baby?

1291
01:37:13,678 --> 01:37:17,591
She wasn't pregnant.
Her period was late. That's all.

1292
01:37:20,038 --> 01:37:21,517
So what?

1293
01:37:22,398 --> 01:37:23,956
Do you agree?

1294
01:37:43,758 --> 01:37:46,067
- Where is he.
- I have no idea.

1295
01:37:46,238 --> 01:37:49,389
- Why is he always late?
- And why today?

1296
01:37:49,798 --> 01:37:53,313
- What if he doesn't come?
- Impossible. He promised.

1297
01:38:14,958 --> 01:38:17,188
We're waiting for the witness.

1298
01:38:20,158 --> 01:38:21,477
At last!

1299
01:38:21,638 --> 01:38:23,196
- Sir.
- Father.

1300
01:38:23,358 --> 01:38:25,428
Father, it's our witness.

1301
01:38:25,598 --> 01:38:29,113
There will be one more witness,
my sister Beata Dolna.

1302
01:38:29,278 --> 01:38:31,189
Good. Let's begin.

1303
01:38:35,758 --> 01:38:40,036
My sister is the other witness.
You don't know her. Look after her.

1304
01:38:40,918 --> 01:38:42,670
Is it her?

1305
01:39:01,598 --> 01:39:04,795
- Beata Dolna.
- Oh... Karol.

1306
01:39:17,478 --> 01:39:18,877
I'm in love.

1307
01:39:20,838 --> 01:39:23,193
For the first time in my life.

1308
01:39:23,358 --> 01:39:25,872
Better late than never, son.

1309
01:39:26,438 --> 01:39:27,871
Oh my God.

1310
01:39:28,758 --> 01:39:30,237
Am I in love?

1311
01:39:31,198 --> 01:39:33,996
- What shall I do now?
- Don't worry!

1312
01:39:34,158 --> 01:39:35,796
We can work it out!

1313
01:39:36,158 --> 01:39:42,796
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